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Covering Letters 3

Day 3!

These falling into the Joe Pesci category:  short and punchy.

 

 

On to Letter to Sonia Elks, of the Metro?

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  1. #1 by Boiing on September 13, 2011 - 6:02 pm

    Johnny Big Potatoes. I mean, you could write a whole movie around just that one name. Director of communications and procureur general to the British prime minister. Starring Jerry Lewis. Most people don’t know shit from Shinola but you appear to have smeared it all over the job market. You are a funny guy.

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  2. #2 by Boadicea Jones on September 13, 2011 - 8:27 pm

    Dear Benedict,

    I would hire you for a friend, if that didn’t smack so strongly of prostitution. Know that I am clicking on all the ads on your blog, in the hopes of earning you 30¢ by the time I’ve finished.

    Your friend in poverty,
    Boadicea Jones

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  3. #3 by Chris on September 14, 2011 - 4:15 am

    Your “parent’s hard work”? *Really*, Benedict? I await a glib yet desperately aching anecdote of the single parent who, tirelessly yet tiredly, raised you with a firm appreciation for honesty and the (comparative lack of, given their caloric and oratorical volume) cost of ASDA beans.

    Yours with love,

    – Chris.

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