Monster got back to me in monstrously quick time about the AWUYCV article
Question 1. Who is this aimed at?
Expected answer: No-one, idiots.
Actual answer: “These articles are aimed at job seekers like yourself to try and improve their CV and become more visible to the employers that use Monster as a means of finding suitable candidates for their available roles.”
Question 2. Couldn’t you have used nicer colours?
Expected answer: Certainly
Actual Answer: ” The colours used on these pages are used for their clarity in what message Monster is trying to get across to the job seekers”
Question 3: Where did you hear these sentences?
Expected Answer: On the train back to London
Actual Answer: “ These particular sentences have been selected based on the number of years Monster has been active as a job board and feedback from our clients on what they are looking for when searching for appropriate candidates.”
Wow. I was way off. Also notice how Monster have made the answers SO BORING that you can’t bear to read them more than once.
A classic defence.
Awesome Words to Put on Your CV A-Z skipping-the-harder-letters Slideshow Pt.2/2
The thing is available in toto on the tabs by the CV.